Tax questions

Well it’s tax time and I wonder how much NHL owners will get back on deprecation of capital if there’s no season?
I wonder if Paris Hilton’s friends can write off their phone bills as a matter of personal security in a “theft of business” sense.
I wonder about tax deductions on Bush’s new social security private savings account preposal. They misled most on IRA’s. You get NO tax deduction if you have a company pension and make over 75G’s COMBINED with a spouse in 99.99 percent of the returns. Humm, no protective net OR deduction??
Finally I wonder when steroid “withdrawl”will come under “substance abuse” in health coverage plans.