Mets' Lo Duca: I love my wife

After Reyes and Wright feel good signings,papers want dirt again.
Trader”glass house”Mic

Fed may pause rate rises

Let’s hope so.
Trader”tapped out”Mic

Mets, Wright agree on $55M, 6-year extension

Met town again.
Trader”switches again”Mic

Aging heroes still waiting

Long over due.
Trader”Honors memory”Mic

Un-Hollywood premiere for WTC film

Noteworthy.
Trader”probably won’t see anyway”Mic

Castro exports medicine instead of revolution

He’s “looking for loopholes”.
Trader”not ready to meet his maker”Mic

UK's Jurassic Coast feels heat of climate change

Nah,no global warming.
Trader”Hummmm”Mic

In Sudan, pale is beautiful but price is high

Draw your own conclusions.
Trader”No western culture corrupter”Mic

Castro hands power to brother during surgery

The final despot of communism is no more?
Trader”red no more”Mic

Black Tom: The first U.S. terror attack?

Of historic intrest.
Trader”I did not know that”Mic

Kazaa Must Pay $115 Million, Introduce Filters

First Napster now them.
Trader”whose next?”Mic

Analyst Reynolds out at ESPN

I’m shocked,SHOCKED!!!
Trader”when will they learn?”Mic

Congressman Jokes About Hookers & Blow

Funny..
Trader”PC”Mic

Gunmen Attack Oaxaca Student Radio Station

Revolution!!
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Make it a real rest stop

Too far from state border.
Trader”not worried”Mic

Ratings rivalry that's must-see

Red Sox still rule………
Trader”NY fan”Mic

'Clerks II': Checked out

Negative
Trader”see for own self”Mic

Islanders fire GM Smith, name former goalie Snow as replacement

Dah????
Trader”wang stunned”Mic

Mickey Spillane dies

Mike Hammer is no more………
Trader”I the jury”Mic

Suspect in NYC Building Collapse Dies

Justice was served.
Trader”sheds no tears”Mic

Summit Leaders Urge Both Sides to End Assaults

Can’t they see,its WW3 ?????
Trader”duck and cover”Mic

Cingular and LG Electronics MobileComm Break the Speed Barrier with the New CU500

When will it end??
Trader”PC hand held phone device”Mic

Pink Floyd's Barrett dies

No real reunion evermore…….
Trader”dark side of the moon”Mic

Researcher dies after dive at Andrea Doria site

The death toll continues……….
Trader”landlubber”Mic

Russia's No.1 terrorist Basayev killed in S.Russia - FSB chief

A truly global religious war is on the horizon.
Trader”Its bad when politics don’t matter”Mic

MEXICO ELECTION FRAUD

Strong statement.
Trader”Circle the wagons!!”Mic

'Mosquito' said to swat at teen loitering

Goes both ways it seems.
Trader”buzz”Mic

Enron chief's death stalls U.S. effort to seize his assets

Cheats justice.
Trader”show me the body”Mic

Hot diggity dogs

Nathans wins!!
Trader”wurst is first”Mic

Times and computer software change, so Microsoft discontinues support for three older operating systems

Time to upgrade.
Trader”pay on dude”Mic

Keith Richards to Be in 'Pirates' Movie

You can’t make it up.
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NJ lawmakers reject guv's budget

What ?? AC will close!!!
Trader”no place to go”Mic

Showing mettle with metal

Not the Enterprise but still interesting.
Trader”sails along”Mic

Buffett-Gates merger creates $60bn charity giant

Heros or guilt??
Trader”reflects”Mic

Seven arrested over 'plot' to blow up Sears Tower

The war continues……….
Trader”it ain’t over”Mic

Hussein protests after lawyer slain

Sharks kill a shark.
Trader”crocodile tears shed”Mic

Millionaire club grows to 8.7 million worldwide

Not me!!
Trader”Poor boy”Mic

Surviving the New Killer Bug

Don’t worry about Bird Flu.
Trader”bugged out”Mic

Bin Laden's deputy in subway gas attack plot

rIt ain’t over!!!
Trader”scared”Mic

Kaviedes pays tribute to Ecuador's Spider-Man

Ecuador's Tyrell Owens
Trader”oh those wacky footballers”Mic

Press Corps Covering President George W. Bush's Upcoming Visit To U.S. Merchant Marine Academy to Be Aided By NYC-Based Voice Over IP Provider

Bush coming!!!!
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Hawking: Leave Earth or die!

OOOoooooooooo
Trader”scared”Mic

U.S. gets a reality Czech

Ya gotta believe!!!
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Alberto Puts Florida on Storm Watch

Here we go again!!!
Trader”wet suit”Mic

Cracks found along apron at Southwest terminal at MacArthur Airport could result in severe damage to jets

Just when I was beginning to like that airport!!
Trader”you never know”Mic

Zahar: Zarqawi's death will not end resistance

Truer words never spoken…….
Trader”watch your back”Mic

Ann Coulter Attacks 9/11 Widows, Matt Lauer Thanks Her for the 'Fun' of It

It was just a matter of time.
Trader”backlash”Mic

Canada to unveil details of alleged terrorist ring

We now have more than the southern border to worry about.
Trader”caught between a rock and a hard place”Mic

Beloved pianist's song is silenced

Sounds fishy ala Shatners wife a few years back..
Trader”doubting Thomas”Mic

Jeffrey Maier returns to Yankee Stadium, but can he still catch?

Who would’av thunk it??
Trader”curses”Mic
AND
See below link !!

Jeffrey Maier: From Orioles' killer to Orioles' prospect?

Furious Iraq demands apology as US troops are cleared of massacre

Put up a parking lot!!!
Trader”Nuke”Mic

Iraqi gunmen kill Russian diplomat, kidnap four

OOOOhh now they did it.
Trader”big bear”Mic

17 arrested as Canada claims to thwart terror attacks

We are all at risk
Trader”maple leaf”Mic

Braving Jurassic Point

Yeah and the Brooklyn Bridge next!!
Trader”non-believer”Mic

Batwoman's lesbian rebirth

Holy tuna fish Batman!!!
Trader”chimney sweep”Mic

The Appocalipse for Antivirus producers: Windows OneCare launched

I’m using it now.
Trader”switched”Mic

Saudi frees three former Guantanamo detainees

What to do in the future??
Trader”hunger strike”Mic

Rails back to normal today

A practice run??
Trader”be afraid”Mic

Researchers: Anti-virus software has flaw

Well I can’t even install the damned thing!!!
Trader”get a abacuss”Mic

Gore Warms Up

Another practice run??
Trader”runs again”Mic

Yanks drop Subway Series to Mets

Round one.
Trader”See you in October”Mic

Enterprising buyers will get shot at Star Trek items

nfpzediLike gold pressed latnum.
Trader”ferange”Mic

State gives $200K to woman hit by umbrella at Robert Moses

That’s cutzpa!!!
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VENEZUELA PONDERS SALE OF F-16S TO IRAN

A risky game………….
Trader”NIMBY”Mic

Eva still Maxim's hottest

That’s what a hot TV series gets you.
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Teenager attacked for scooter

Crime hits home.
Trader”don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time”Mic

Station apologizes for phony ad that mocked Hispanics

No sense of humor
Trader”salsa”Mic

Experts say Texas still unprepared for major hurricane

Scary…….
Trader”man the lifeboats”Mic

Fan to throw out Subway Series first pitch

Just a little premature……….
Trader”Are you ready for some FOOTBALL??”Mic

Jay's trouble started when he gambled

Tis a sad day indeed.
Trader”American”Mic

US asks Mexico to reconsider 'stupid' drug law

No wonder “baby boomers”want to retire there.
Trader”Not high then or now”Mic

Sharp increase in Mac OS X flaws detected

Just a matter of time.
Trader”zapped”Mic

Bolivia Military Told to Occupy Gas Fields

Shades of CHE’
Trader”Viva revolution”Mic

Anna Nicole Smith closer to payday

Aahh she desevers her cash!!
Trader”make a old man happy”Mic

Keep national anthem English: Bush

K??
Trader”We don’t need no stinkin badges”Mic

Abrams Slams ‘Star Trek’ Rumors

Not another prequel!!!!
Trader”Tired of this schtik”Mic

New Beginning for "Battlestar"

Prequels usually suck.
Trader”Likes the remake”Mic

'United 93' To Open Film Festival

Are we ready??
Trader”mixed emotions”Mic

Kumar pleads guilty to fraud charges in accounting scandal

And they wonder why the Icelanders can’t make the Play-offs.
Trader”Devils rule”Mic

Jagr likely to miss Game 3; Lundqvist back in net for Rangers

Turn out the lights,the parties over.
Trader”Willie”Mic

Touss'ed in clink

Mixed feelings………….
Trader”UNION”Mic

Australia Braces For Major Cyclone

Aussie version of Katrina to hit,and they say say theres no weather changes going on.
Trader”where to go?”Mic

It's official: David Lee Roth exits radio

It’s a STERN task replacing Howard.
Trader”IMAN”Mic

Yankees worth $1 billion, according to Forbes magazine

Still #1
Trader”Big spender”Mic

U.S. Records Drastic Decline in Death Rate

18 to 20 years to go.
Trader"Whoopie!!"Mic

Canadian expert finds largest meat eating dinosaur ever

Blame Canada!!!!
Trader”Yeah right”Mic

The 100 unsexiest men in the world

Only found interesting because the “I Man”is on it.
Trader”to sexy for my shirt”Mic

San Fran honors its rise from the ashes

Due???
Trader”Duck and cover”Mic

New Mets song "Our Team. Our Time." to play at Shea during 2006 season

Will not replace “Meet the Mets”
Trader”Mr Met”Mic

Mumps outbreak concerns U.S. health officials

What??
Trader”drug free”Mic

Class action to be filed over September 11 dust

The beginning of the true toll of that day.
Trader”no one will help come next time”Mic

Millions of Stern listeners still MIA

Not surprised, those with no brains have no money for satellite radio.
Trader” go Imus, go”Mic

Bausch & Lomb halts US shipments of lens solution

Watch out for this.Your eyes are at steak.
Trader”sqints a lot”Mic

Who'll blink first: buyers or sellers?

Not worried yet…………
Trader”wait and see”Mic

Ancient text tells very different story of Judas

Hoax,or no hoax?
Trader”Doubting Thomas”Mic

WFAN scores with 'Sandman'

Coming to the internet soon…………
Trader”gets a life”Mic

Matt Stone & Trey Parker's 'South Park' Wins Peabody Award

Take that,Shaft!!!
Trader” Scientology sucks”Mic

Anna shakes off split-ball

As the stomach turns………..
Trader”lovey-dovey”Mic

Update 4: Another Nationwide Strike Disrupts France

I get hard reading this stuff.
Trader”Froggy”Mic

Microsoft to 'host' Linux virtually

If Microsoft can’t beat em,it will,er,join em??
Trader”doubting Thomas”Mic