'Last Days on Earth'

Scary stuff.
Trader”be afraid”Mic

Wells on block

Sox quit.
Trader”victorious”Mic

Pavano rankles all involved

Yanks pissed.
Trader”Miffed”Mic

Mexico court backs election

Viva revolution!!!!!
Trader”no federally”Mic

Pakistan province erupts after attack

Musharraf dosen’t know who to hit next.
Trader”fears Pakistan is falling apart”Mic

Researchers identify the cells and receptor for sensing sour taste

Bittersweet info
Trader”tasty”Mic

Coffee shop's name has Standard & Poor's in a froth

Company is having a caffeine fit.
Trader”lighten up”Mic

Tropical Storm Debby strengthens in the eastern Atlantic

Its been a calm season so far.
Trader”nice and dry”Mic

NASA sheds light on dark matter

Ooooooooooooo
Trader”scard of the dark”Mic

Verizon's good news may be bad for cable

Still waiting.
Trader”get’er done”Mic

Plutons? Brown dwarfs? A new crowd in the solar system.

Never ending solar system??
Trader”Old school”Mic

Straw will be at '86 reunion

Now I can sleep tonight,
Trader”Ya gotta believe”Mic

Top law enforcer in N.J. quits over ethics

Saprano like.
Trader”Clean up”Mic

Two teens arrested in MySpace hack

Not my space.
Trader”safe”Mic

DA says HSBC officer lent $2M to fake firms

Terrorist??
Trader”worries”Mic

Strong Earthquake Rocks Mexico City

Opps there goes another reason to leave.
Trader”is nowhere safe?”Mic

US raises threat level for passenger jets

There is no bigger story today.
Trader”crusader”Mic

Mets' Lo Duca: I love my wife

After Reyes and Wright feel good signings,papers want dirt again.
Trader”glass house”Mic

Fed may pause rate rises

Let’s hope so.
Trader”tapped out”Mic

Mets, Wright agree on $55M, 6-year extension

Met town again.
Trader”switches again”Mic

Aging heroes still waiting

Long over due.
Trader”Honors memory”Mic

Un-Hollywood premiere for WTC film

Noteworthy.
Trader”probably won’t see anyway”Mic

Castro exports medicine instead of revolution

He’s “looking for loopholes”.
Trader”not ready to meet his maker”Mic

UK's Jurassic Coast feels heat of climate change

Nah,no global warming.
Trader”Hummmm”Mic

In Sudan, pale is beautiful but price is high

Draw your own conclusions.
Trader”No western culture corrupter”Mic

Castro hands power to brother during surgery

The final despot of communism is no more?
Trader”red no more”Mic