The Appocalipse for Antivirus producers: Windows OneCare launched

I’m using it now.
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Saudi frees three former Guantanamo detainees

What to do in the future??
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Rails back to normal today

A practice run??
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Researchers: Anti-virus software has flaw

Well I can’t even install the damned thing!!!
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Gore Warms Up

Another practice run??
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Yanks drop Subway Series to Mets

Round one.
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Enterprising buyers will get shot at Star Trek items

nfpzediLike gold pressed latnum.
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State gives $200K to woman hit by umbrella at Robert Moses

That’s cutzpa!!!
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VENEZUELA PONDERS SALE OF F-16S TO IRAN

A risky game………….
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Eva still Maxim's hottest

That’s what a hot TV series gets you.
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Teenager attacked for scooter

Crime hits home.
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Station apologizes for phony ad that mocked Hispanics

No sense of humor
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Experts say Texas still unprepared for major hurricane

Scary…….
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Fan to throw out Subway Series first pitch

Just a little premature……….
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Jay's trouble started when he gambled

Tis a sad day indeed.
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US asks Mexico to reconsider 'stupid' drug law

No wonder “baby boomers”want to retire there.
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Sharp increase in Mac OS X flaws detected

Just a matter of time.
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Bolivia Military Told to Occupy Gas Fields

Shades of CHE’
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Anna Nicole Smith closer to payday

Aahh she desevers her cash!!
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