Paula Abdul controversy is the talk at Fox

For all you “Idol”fans,it just won’t go away!!!
Trader”could care less”Mic

Astronomers Claim Discovery of 10th Planet

I guess this changes everything…….
Trader”Tiberus”Mic

Editorial: IRA/Peace pledge is welcome indeed

We shall see, remember an Irish Alzheimer patient forgets everything but the grudges.
Trader”doubting Thomas”Mic

Mysterious disease outbreak in China baffles WHO

These continued Chiness illiness outbreakes are spooky.
Trader”do their weapons leak?”Mic

Astronauts use laser to search for shuttle damage

Here we go again……….
Trader”worried”Mic

'Lawrence of Arabia' train faces quiet demise

Another historical sunset in the Middle East.
Trader” as time goes bye”Mic

Auschwitz oven builders scrutinized at exhibition

The fascination continues……..
Trader” history buff”Mic

Game On! Owners Ratify NHL Agreement

Does anyone really care??
Trader” worry about the bombers”Mic

Microsoft to debut 'Windows Vista'

It’s coming…………
Trader”tech no”Mic

Blasts kill 49 in Egyptian resort-governor

Its time to make some noise and a few parking lots.
Trader”nuf is anuf”Mic

London Underground Stations Evacuated, Police Say

Uhoh, here we go again.
Trader”nah its not a war,nah”Mic

L.I. climber found dead in Pakistan

Sounds strange…………
Trader”conspiracy”Mic

Abortion bomber gets life

Before 9/11 this WAS the main issue.
Trader” ever vigalant”Mic

India, US 'strengthening relations'

This is geo-politically interesting.
Trader” yellow peril”Mic

Leiter returns to New York

Back from the past.
Trader” the more things stay the same”Mic

Suspected suicide bombing kills 4 in Turkey

Nope this isn’t a “Modern Crusades”, naw.
Trader” Richard of England”Mic

U.S. chief justice says he's not about to retire

It’s time, if it was you or me at work, we would be forced to go on disability.
Trader” give Bush 2 choices”Mic

Ex-WorldCom CEO Ebbers sentenced to 25 yrs

Nothing like a good”perp walk”
Trader” fry the bastard”Mic

NASA calls off shuttle launch

Thank God no accident !!!!
Trader” better safe than sorry”Mic

Doc says Imus defamed him on air

Humm, sounds like a publicity stunt to me.
Trader” doubting Thomas”Mic

Granny grows tired of prostitution at age 63

We all need a grin.
Trader” you can’t make it up”Mic

Monster Hurricane Dennis heads for US Gulf Coast

First major hit of year, and they say the weather is not changing.
Trader” day after tomorrow”Mic

Police: London Bombs Were Seconds Apart

I would rather not think about things like this.
Trader”9/11” Mic

Russians sign up third space tourist

Who sez money can’t buy EVERYTHING??
Trader”Tiberus”Mic

The neighborhood hospital, St. Mary's Hospital Brooklyn, will be shut down because its administrators say it is losing money.

Where I was born 57 years ago.
Trader”good old days”Mic

Estonians snatch world wife-carrying title again

Verrrrry interesting???
Trader” laughs a lot”Mic

NASA probe collides with comet in brilliant blast

Just a reminder on the 4th that the universe awaits.
Trader” Yankee doodle dandy”Mic

R&B icon Vandross dies

Another sad death.
Trader” mourning again”Mic

HOWARD BEACH ATTACK-Racist vigilante, or turf guardian?

White trash and Afro American bum, what have we come to??
Trader” who suckith the least?”